The Piss Biscuit What Is It?
By Marc on Jun 17, 2008 in Uncategorized
In this post I wanted to introduce you to my newly found friend. He has been participating on this blog and has also given great advice (even if awkward) and I’ve listened and he was helped me become a better blogger.
He is also a very funny guy, two comments come to mind. Please read the comments under these two posts to get an idea of the flow of the comments and than check out Piss Biscuit’s comments. I’m still in the library because my computer is down (Dell said they would overnight a box to be here Thursday and it’s now Tuesday and no box?) anyway I read one of his comments and laughed out loud in the empty computer lab and got a strange look from the librarian. Check these out…
1) Check the first one out here
Read the comments and you will come to this little gem.
“So, no, this isn’t my living room, this is more like my “playroom”. I like to come here, watch Marc’s videos, read about his very “surfer dudeish” way of thinking. Then comes along “Mary”… you’re like the fat lady at the beach who plays crappy music, litters the place with chicken bones, and brings along your sisters 19 kids all droning the in bread sign of love… the Kool-Aid mustcache…”
Now before anyof you read this comment, make sure that you get into your most zen of zen moods. Turn off everything… including the computer. Put down your coffee and cigarettes and get ready for a comment experience you’re never going to forget. Ready?
Not yet… your monitor is still on, I can hear it! Ready now…
I think at some point in time, every blogger has an identity crisis of sorts. Mind you, that’s no excuse for complete fakers, but the occasional hic-cup can be understood. As for the intro as Nick mentioned, that shoots up every red flag for being a pretty lame piece of media right there.
Rule number two in sales… never over promise and under deliver… yes such a dramatic build up qualifies.
The Piss Biscuit is a Soap Box for bloggers it’s! PB is a professional designer / developer who manages the design division a mainstream technology company in the southern US and shares his knowledge with all of us. PB openly admits that the blog started off as a hoax, a joke, something for fun, but it’s slowly becoming a phenomenon and I thought I share it with you all.
Between the down to earth posts and the candid discussions about life as a blogger, PB is known for giving away some pretty cool stuff too. His belief is that bloggers, regardless of niche, should work together to build better online communities. What more could you ask for from a blogger? How about some free premium WordPress themes, Tickets to awesome conferences like ?An Event Apart? free web hosting? he?s even willing to let you guys tell him where and when to spend his advertising dollars? all to help us learn more about being better bloggers.
Right now, PB is giving away two separate Premium Themes! One random trackback to his contest post will win one theme, and one random Feedburner subscriber will win the other. That’s two separate chances to win so head on over there and start reading. If you want to make money online, you gotta get yourself a premium theme to show the world you’re serious? Get on over to the Piss Biscuit and earn yourself a premium theme or two!
Here’s the link to the Premium theme contest
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13 Comment(s)
By Piss Biscuit on Jun 17, 2008 | Reply
Awesome plug bro! Thanks for letting everybody know about the free theme gig
As for my comments, I’m glad I could interrupt the library from so far away. To bad you’re getting your computer back or I’d say I just found myself a new goal… get you kicked out everyday!
Thanks again, look forward to some more banter! - PB
By Bryan Clark on Jun 17, 2008 | Reply
I’m a big fan of PB. I’m glad that I get the chance to interact with such a great blogging mind on a consistent basis. We’ve also got a few projects in the works, so lookout for those!
By Patrick Everett on Jun 18, 2008 | Reply
I wouldn’t have found out about PissBiscuit’s blog if I didn’t end up on this one so let me thank you for introducing him to me. Too bad, though, that I don’t use WordPress personally so I’ll have to take a rain check on his contest.
By Marc on Jun 18, 2008 | Reply
@Bryan - I can’t wait to see what you two are up to.
@Patrick - Glad to introduce you two, I know you’ll learn something.
By Piss Biscuit on Jun 18, 2008 | Reply
@ Bryan: Thank you for the awesome compliment. I assure you that the the pleasure is all mine. A few projects? Man, I would say more like an ass load… LOL
@ Patrick: Even though I’m giving away two WordPress themes, I’m a designer by profession. I just this morning at the coaxing of a friend, decided to offer a “Tweak A Week” to my readers… this applies to almost any blogging platform and not just WordPress… I’m a team player so maybe you should head back over and say hello!
A Tweak A Week
@ Marc: Anything you need dude… you know where to find me!
By Missy on Jun 19, 2008 | Reply
I keep hearing an awful lot on PB, so maybe i need to pay the dude a visit.
Thanxs for the tip on the contest!
By One Year Millionaire on Jun 22, 2008 | Reply
That is pretty sweet… I was wondering what piss biscuit was because I saw comments on a few other mmo blog sites with that name…
By Piss Biscuit on Jun 23, 2008 | Reply
@ OYM: Well what the heck you been waiting for… an invite? Okay here it is! C’mon by and say hello… The lights always on and we love hangin’ out with new people.
By reality check on Jun 24, 2008 | Reply
Why are you sucking this guy’s dick instead of focusing on real content for your blog?
By Piss Biscuit on Jun 26, 2008 | Reply
Reality Check… why are you here trolling when you should be at work right now flipping burgers and droppin’ fries. The drive through is waiting for ya.
By backlink on Jul 3, 2008 | Reply
What a great username! I bet this post ranks for all sorts of longtail keywords
By Branded Bottled Water on Jul 12, 2008 | Reply
Wow! nice post buddy!
I’ll will in touch with you …on the Blog
Stumbled you ! cheers
By JRIZZLE on Jul 29, 2008 | Reply
I’ve know Piss Biscuit for a while now and I always thought he was just a crazy fuck, but when it comes to the digital world, blogs, the web ect… ect… he sure does know some shit.
Piss Biscuit also turned out to be a great name for my fantasy football team!